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On primates & people
Thread poster: Shane Wall
Shane Wall
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Vietnam
Local time: 15:04
Vietnamese to English
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Jan 28, 2003

Don\'t know where, how or why this jumped into my head the other night:



The difference between people & primates?

The latter don\'t think they\'re people!



I\'ve got plenty more. I just need someone to tell me what I mean!



Happy Lunar New Year from sunny Saigon!

Shane
 
Andy Watkinson
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Spain
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Catalan to English
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Perhaps...... Jan 28, 2003

.....you were unconsciously remembering an old saying about lawyers .....



Q. What\'s the difference between a Lawyer and God?



A. God doesn\'t think he\'s a lawyer.
 
Jack Doughty
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United Kingdom
Local time: 09:04
Russian to English
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In memoriam
Or: Jan 28, 2003

Q:Why do horses have more sense than people?



A. Horses don\'t bet on people.
 
Yedo Figueiredo
Yedo Figueiredo
Local time: 05:04
English to Portuguese
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Which reminds me of... Jan 28, 2003

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.



Yedo Figueiredo (Brazil)
 


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